shadow-beast:

Ramones

The world’s first Harlem Shake video.

(Source: your-confusion-my-ilusion)

notreallythisguyles:

myshelipartdeux:

andryushacx:

fuckyeahtx:

texasmonthly:

This means war.

LOL. Truth.

Pssh. Whatever. Taste KC BBQ then tell me it’s not the best.

Boyfriend, I love you. I really do. However, you need to accept that Texas is superior.

Remember where you found the best girlfriend, right?

All I see here is that Tennessee has shredded swine and moonshine, and that’s pretty much perfect

Tennessee invented, re-invented, and perfected the Q.

You can’t tell because a lot of these chain BBQ joint are crap.

They are probably run by Texans.

Remember, Memphis is the Q capitol.

And as far as Louisiana goes,

don’t diss the andouille!

Nothing that comes from a Louisiana kitchen is cold or bland.

This is way more important than how to pronounce an acronym.

You’re obsessed with breath today.

Almost all of the people who view my posts breathe.

if your breath smells like crap,

then you’ve been eating crap.

Or due to my new Crayola brand mouthwash. You don’t know.

Is that why you have that bottle of vodka with crayons in it?

So if you are wondering why your breath smells like crayons,

it might be due to you eating crayons.

I’m not used to having three posts in one day

reach over 10 notes.

Quit acting so American.