Is It Safe?

I'm Izzy Black. I'm an adult. I do adult things. I have adult responsibilities.

Google decided to make a collage of screenshots I took from Sin City 2, 

but only the ones of Lady Gaga.

Google decided to make a collage of screenshots I took from Sin City 2,

but only the ones of Lady Gaga.

Have you ever been set on fire then put out a couple seconds later? 

Wouldn’t you like to enjoy that sensation without ruining your clothes?

Have you ever been set on fire then put out a couple seconds later?

Wouldn’t you like to enjoy that sensation without ruining your clothes?

Elaboration.

Let’s see if this makes things clearer.

England is Eazy-E.

Scotland is Dr. Dre.

America is Ice Cube.

If you don’t think this is the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen,

then obviously you own a baby unicorn that sings like Shirley Temple.

I should get all of my kitchen things from discount clothing stores.

I should get all of my kitchen things from discount clothing stores.

Currently watching this.
Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies. Currently watching this.
Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies. Currently watching this.
Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies. Currently watching this.
Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies. Currently watching this.
Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies.

Currently watching this.

Its opening credits are more interesting than some entire movies.

A late dinner courtesy of an electric kettle.

A late dinner courtesy of an electric kettle.

Confession 8.

I think of House, M.D. all of the time.

Confession 7.

I haven’t thought of True Blood since the last episode aired.

That Catch.

Sex sells,

but selling sex will get you arrested.

This is my new favorite Kettle chip flavor. 

Unsalted,  aka No Flavor.

This is my new favorite Kettle chip flavor.

Unsalted, aka No Flavor.

I’m getting my learn on.

I’m getting my learn on.

If you’re a parent,

and you gave your child an iPad,

I expect that child to be Doogie Howser smart.

Like this item from the Dokil German Bakery Co., 

A Korean-owned business in South Los Angeles.

Like this item from the Dokil German Bakery Co.,

A Korean-owned business in South Los Angeles.

It’s like Kroger but far from where I  live. 

Therefore it’s better.

It’s like Kroger but far from where I live.

Therefore it’s better.