Memphis Mosquito.

I couldn’t tell if that was its stinger,

or it had stopped and picked up a straw.

This line was flat for 3 days.

This line was flat for 3 days.

bromancing-the-stone:

notesonascandal:

thekendroshow:

word up

Whoopi’s face is like "I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…"

I love how Sarah’s face isn’t even joking she’s just so fed up with the bullshit.

I love how she’s pointing to that wall,
like Africa is right behind it.

bromancing-the-stone:

notesonascandal:

thekendroshow:

word up

Whoopi’s face is like "I’m glad that lil’ white girl said it cuz you know what would happen if I did…"

I love how Sarah’s face isn’t even joking she’s just so fed up with the bullshit.

I love how she’s pointing to that wall,

like Africa is right behind it.

(via justputthedamnedthingon)

Easter Dinner Conversation

  • Me: I hate these seasonal allergies. I'm miserable most of the time.
  • Mom: I heard that. And sometimes if feels like a full-blown cold or flu.
  • Me: I know, right? It's just horrible this time of year.
  • Jesus: Definitely. My head, hands, feet and side still hurt.

Easter Dinner

I cooked a ham and a turkey.

The ham was for my family.

The turkey was for Jesus because he’s Jewish.

These seats are for narrow butts.

These seats are for narrow butts.

You know what?

It would’ve been a better Friday if I could’ve stayed in bed.

Where Izzy?

The last couple of weeks are always the busiest,

especially for us professional multicrastinators.

Apparently,

giving something “the old college try”

means asking to copy my work.

Yellow Death is severely hyperbolic.

Yellow Hell is closer to the truth.

Just a quick stop.

You wouldn’t believe the discount I get.

Just a quick stop.

You wouldn’t believe the discount I get.

It’s been a good 4/14/14/14

I threw in an extra one for you.

Nasal Memories

The scent of laundry in the dryer reminds me of

Street Fighter II.

Today

I’ll be the king of my sofa.

Lunch experiment.

Lunch experiment.

Call me Izzy Black. As the 6th blackest man on Tumblr, I'm almost too black to function. And I will rock your world with actual rocks.

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