They’ll produce Seth MacFarlane’s Simpsons/Family Guy fan fiction,
but not mine.
I know what you are thinking.
They should change their name to PousseyPal.
Yeah, it’s still a thing.
But it looks like Don Herzfeldt did the season premiere opening couch gag.
So it has that going for it so far.
Warm Bodies is an OK movie.
But really it’s just the classic Romeo and Juliet story
that is set during a zombie apocalypse.
Step One: Get these ingredients
Step Two: Get these glasses
Step Three: Sazerac
I’m naming my first born Buck Fitty in honor of these muffins.
The Tumblr People get me
in a manner similar to either a disease,
or a basic math problem.
So one day, Luc Besson watched the movie Friday and thought,
"I need to put Deebo and Smokey in a futuristic sci-fi action flick."
Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years.
In case you were wondering,
I found the rest of what I need for a Sazerac.
However right now I don’t have the desire to make or drink one.
But next time I get the feeling I’ll be ready.
can you guess what’s extremely easy to find in all Memphis liquor stores?
Apparently absinthe isn’t popular enough in Memphis
for small liquor stores to keep in stock.
I will have to go to the hipster part of Memphis to get some.
Is the ability to make a Sazerac worth driving past
a plethora of sidewalk cafes and vintage clothing stores?
I am 100% sure no one in One Direction is a terrorist.
But their fans sure do a lot of caps lock threats.