Is It Safe?

Moist.

New Game.

It’s called Involuntary Trust Fall.

When you see a couple,

give one of them a running charge

and see if the other catches them before they hit the ground.

Baby Names 2.

Izz-he for a boy.

Izz-she for a girl.

EBOLA!!!!

Now that I have you attention let’s talk about sex.

Your Sentence.

Death by a thousand cats.

New Reality Show.

It’s called Blackass.

In it people ask me to do idiotic things,

and then I tell them to kiss my Blackass.

Manager’s Special.

Buy them before they get thrown in the trash.

Weekend.

You know what that means.

I have time to watch the 3.5 hour version of Alexander,

Alexander Revisited: The Final Cut.

You can take an hour long nap during the film and not miss much.

Daria. Buffy. Scrubs.

Sitcoms that got popular enough to make a musical episode.

Grim.

I’m willing to bet that compared to House,

even with a bus crash and a collapsed building,

Scrubs has had way more deaths.

This is not the Tumblr of a sane mind.

This is not the Tumblr of a sane mind.

You might remember Rick Scott from his role in I Am Legend.

You might remember Rick Scott from his role in I Am Legend.

This is the movie I came home with. 

Seven fitty on sale.

This is the movie I came home with.

Seven fitty on sale.

See?

It’s the same thing generic food brands do to look legitimate.

See?

It’s the same thing generic food brands do to look legitimate.

I have a copy of The Long Walk Home that I bought years ago. 

The box I have isn’t yellow with the title in purple. 

I wonder why they changed it.

I have a copy of The Long Walk Home that I bought years ago.

The box I have isn’t yellow with the title in purple.

I wonder why they changed it.

Butter.

It has been a while since my last bowl of grits.

A few more days and I could be deported from The South.