You know what?

It would’ve been a better Friday if I could’ve stayed in bed.

Where Izzy?

The last couple of weeks are always the busiest,

especially for us professional multicrastinators.

Apparently,

giving something “the old college try”

means asking to copy my work.

Yellow Death is severely hyperbolic.

Yellow Hell is closer to the truth.

Just a quick stop.

You wouldn’t believe the discount I get.

Just a quick stop.

You wouldn’t believe the discount I get.

It’s been a good 4/14/14/14

I threw in an extra one for you.

Nasal Memories

The scent of laundry in the dryer reminds me of

Street Fighter II.

Today

I’ll be the king of my sofa.

Lunch experiment.

Lunch experiment.

This award signifies that all other students

can kiss my Converse.

This award signifies that all other students

can kiss my Converse.

To make a long story short… last one.

One night, a young girl on the verge of womanhood

goes to her first slumber party.

Yadda yadda yadda,

and there were loud screams and blood everywhere.

To make a long story short… Two

I bought a science kit,

yadda yadda yadda,

I have to figure out how to slaughter a live turducken

by Thanksgiving.

To make a long story short…

So, last night I was walking though the cemetery,

with my flashlight and a shovel,

yadda yadda yadda,

I’m a bit tired this morning.

I thought today would be bad.

But it turned out to be meh,

which is better than bad!

Well,

I started to put on a pair of socks

only to see that I was already wearing socks.

Call me Izzy Black. As the 6th blackest man on Tumblr, I'm almost too black to function. And I will rock your world with actual rocks.

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