Is It Safe?

I'm Izzy Black. I'm an adult. I do adult things. I have adult responsibilities.

Oh, I see how it is.

They’ll produce Seth MacFarlane’s Simpsons/Family Guy fan fiction,

but not mine.

I know what you are thinking.
They should change their name to PousseyPal.

I know what you are thinking.

They should change their name to PousseyPal.

The Simpsons.

Yeah, it’s still a thing.

But it looks like Don Herzfeldt did the season premiere opening couch gag.

So it has that going for it so far.

Lazy.

Warm Bodies is an OK movie.

But really it’s just the classic Romeo and Juliet story

that is set during a zombie apocalypse.

How to Make a Sazerac in 3 Easy Steps

Step One: Get these ingredients

Step Two: Get these glasses

Step Three: Sazerac

I’m naming my first born Buck Fitty in honor of these muffins.

I’m naming my first born Buck Fitty in honor of these muffins.

Tumblr People.

The Tumblr People get me

in a manner similar to either a disease,

or a basic math problem.

So one day, Luc Besson watched the movie Friday and thought,
"I need to put Deebo and Smokey in a futuristic sci-fi action flick." So one day, Luc Besson watched the movie Friday and thought,
"I need to put Deebo and Smokey in a futuristic sci-fi action flick." So one day, Luc Besson watched the movie Friday and thought,
"I need to put Deebo and Smokey in a futuristic sci-fi action flick."

So one day, Luc Besson watched the movie Friday and thought,

"I need to put Deebo and Smokey in a futuristic sci-fi action flick."

Memphis by “Izzy Black” on EyeEm

Memphis by “Izzy Black” on EyeEm

Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years.

Nothing’s gonna touch you in these golden years.

In case you were wondering, 

I found the rest of what I need for a Sazerac. 

However right now I don’t have the desire to make or drink one. 

But next time I get the feeling I’ll be ready.

In case you were wondering,

I found the rest of what I need for a Sazerac.

However right now I don’t have the desire to make or drink one.

But next time I get the feeling I’ll be ready.

Under construction.

Under construction.

Conversely, 

can you guess what’s extremely easy to find in all Memphis liquor stores?

Conversely,

can you guess what’s extremely easy to find in all Memphis liquor stores?

Wanna know what I learned today?

Apparently absinthe isn’t popular enough in Memphis

for small liquor stores to keep in stock.

I will have to go to the hipster part of Memphis to get some.

Is the ability to make a Sazerac worth driving past

a plethora of sidewalk cafes and vintage clothing stores?

I am 100% sure no one in One Direction is a terrorist.
But their fans sure do a lot of caps lock threats.

I am 100% sure no one in One Direction is a terrorist.

But their fans sure do a lot of caps lock threats.