March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Wednesday Shuffle: Chillax Edition
Ten random tunes from my Chill Out collection. I’ve included links so you can find out who these people are.  Thierry David - Ibrim Ba’al Duke Bojadziev - Kalimanku Γιώργος Καζαντζής - Anapest Malik - Deep Throat Des’ree - I’m Kissing You Dakini Mandarava - Ching (Sexual Energy) The Madras Cinematic Orchestra - Kirwani (mixed by Badmarsh and Shri) Tulku - A...
Mar 1st
February 2012
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Coming soon: A video game called Lollipop...
It is about a cheerleader fighting through a high school full of cheerleader using mainly a chainsaw. I know, right? 5 years ago this would have been interesting.
Feb 29th
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If you dissect most of last year's YouTube star...
You’ll find their lungs are full of cinnamon.
Feb 29th
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MEME (MEmphis MEet up): August 10-12
iamjustcara: I’ll be there. Errr, here. I’ll be wherever there is drinking by the internet being done. pandemichaha: An official date has finally been set for a Memphis meet up.   Aug 10-12 Events to be announced.   Please let me know if you are interested so I can make sure you don’t miss any updates!    Hopefully Shauna & Cullen will update the MeMe Tumblr blog and you’ll start...
Feb 29th
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Meet ups
thesemicullen: pandemichaha:  Memphis   Aug 10-12 Cincinnati area Aug 31-Sept 2 (Going to Kings Island Amusement Park for part of the meet up) I’m so excited for both!    I’m gonna barbecue for the Memphis Meet-up. Meat?
Feb 29th
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“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
– Albert Einstein, after dealing with people like some of the people I deal with.
Feb 29th
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scottfriday asked: you know it.
Feb 29th
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I just realized...
Last Leap Day I wasn’t Tumblr-ing, Tweeting, or booking any Faces. Now I do all three simultaneously.
Feb 29th
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Why is 2012 better than 2011?
Because it has more February.
Feb 29th
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MEME (MEmphis MEet up)
pandemichaha: An official date has finally been set for a Memphis meet up.   Aug 10-13  Events to be announced.   Please let me know if you are interested so I can make sure you don’t miss any updates!    I’m down like goose feathers.
Feb 29th
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There are 3 words
thisguyles: thedrinkinggeek: I want to say them, and mean them, but when I do, everything changes and everything implodes cause I’m a crazy person. Dunno if they are the same three words… But yeah, relate. “Kneel before Zod!”?
Feb 29th
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yellowcakeuranium replied to your post: it’s that recipe yellowcakeuranium put up Hey, that’s me! I’m famous in that “wanna try to make that polish thing” way. ;-) Yep. We caught the fever!
Feb 29th
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alczervik asked: it's that recipe yellowcakeuranium put up
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Feb 28th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Where there's a will,
and an overseas torrent site, there’s a way.
Feb 28th
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10 months later...
“Bacon Quilt” is still getting reblogged.
Feb 28th
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alczervik replied to your post: alczervik replied to your post: And you thought… nothing better on? Anything else on any station has got to be better than watching people clean a street. But I’m just gonna watch Archer on my PC.
Feb 28th
alczervik replied to your post: And you thought Left Turn contests couldn’t get more boring. don’t they show instant replays of the crash? Yep. And only the crash. Nothing else interesting has happened.
Feb 28th
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And you thought Left Turn contests couldn't get...
Yeah, there was a fire. Now everyone has stopped driving. They’re showing people clean the track. They could have been airing House. If I wanted to watch people clean I could watch Hoarders.
Feb 28th
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You know what?
When I woke up this morning I said to myself, “I want to see Angelina Jolie’s right knee over, and over, and over again.” And, by golly, it happened.
Feb 28th
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I'm supposed to be watching House right now.
Instead there’s a contest to see who can drive 500 sets of left turns the fastest.
Feb 28th
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Kinect-powered, robotic shopping carts invade... →
Way to go, Whole Foods. Anything to keep those prices up. This would make grocery shopping fast and easy. I don’t like that.
Feb 27th
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I just took a nap.
iamjustcara: Bitch please. strangeninja: anarchyandscotch: And I don’t mind telling you that I totally nailed it. Y’all wish you could have napped as hardcore as I just napped. This was world champion napping, people. I am so fucking refreshed right now. You have no idea. You got nothin. 1030am-430pm. I got tha skills I can nap on cue in the middle of your mom’s living room. You got...
Feb 27th
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Spoiler-free reaction recap of The Human Centipede...
Hmm? Oh. Uh-oh! Ow! Owww! Ouch. Uhh! Eww! Oh no. Not again! Ooh! I guess so. (Repeat most of this a few more times until…) What the #@&%!? Why am I watching this?!?! This is unholy!!!! Disgusting!!!!! Stop!!!!!! Wait. Is she…? NOOOO!!! (And even some of this repeats until the closing credits.)
Feb 27th
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Happy Birthday, Josh and Chris.
I share a birthday with Pearl Harbor Day. So I know how Chris must feel. hehehe… Chrismust.
Feb 27th
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21. Fixate
I just can’t stop thinking about this word. Fixate. All day. Everyday. Fixate. True story - I created a cocktail by mixing V8 with a Screwdriver (Vodka + Orange Juice) and calling it a Fix-8. That’s my idea. Fixate.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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You suck
drinks through a straw as a way of quenching your thirst.
Feb 26th
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I Know I'm Not The Only One On My Period.
blueeyedlondongirl: All my bleeding ladies, all my bleeding ladies, All my bleeding ladies, all my bleeding ladies, All my bleeding ladies, all my bleeding ladies, All my bleeding ladies, all my bleeding ladies. Now get ya pads out. EWWWWWWWWW!
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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You let awards determine which movies and what...
The Oscars are obvious BS. The Human Centipede 2 didn’t get a single nomination.
Feb 26th
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Warm T-shirt fresh from the dryer!
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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