This could be bad.

Very bad.
…funny…
i wear a “back to the future” tee now, what’s my power ?
…time travelling ?…Future Power ? Back to back Power ?
As I am wearing a flannel shirt, I have the power to blend in to a truck stop, or a hunting lodge.
I have the ability to selectively and remotely cause people to see nothing but white, essentially blinding them. I can also put out an aura of “white-vision” that would have no effect on machinery or video cameras, but would destroy the visual perception of living creatures. This white would not reflect light, and would also negate shadows. A true white-out.
My super power is… hairy chest and nipple rings..
Wait, where’d my shirt go?!
(Source: otomegane)
