I’m getting stuff done today.
Wait a minute!!! LMAO… You all SMH!!!
I know what you’re thinking.
Here’s proof that Britney isn’t a natural blonde.
(Source: cokehochanel, via latincub91)
I find it weird when I face chat with someone
and they type “LOL” when I can clearly see
that they are not laughing out loud.
- I don’t wear anything that doesn’t have a Tommy Hilfiger label.
- I own a Tommy Hilfiger label-making device.
- I own a black panther.
- I don’t get out of bed for less then $10,000.
- I am a superstar in Germany, France, and Chicago.
- I spend half my time fighting crimes.
- I spend half my time committing crimes.
- I love sentences that start with “I”.
- I control Aquaman, he controls Cthulu, therefore I control Cthulu.
- I own the Black Panthers.
- I stopped a meteor from hitting Tennessee this morning, but no one said “Thank you”, so next time I won’t.
- I see you when you’re sleeping.
- I know when you’re awake.
- I know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
- I only pushed Jack, and Jill went tumbling on her own.
- I don’t think there will be another film as great as Gigli.
- I don’t get into bed for less than $22.50.
- I was the fifth and sixth Beatles due to split personalities.
- I made you look.
- I thought Titanic was just a movie.
- I am not really black, just very dirty.