Untruthful Tuesday

  1. I don’t wear anything that doesn’t have a Tommy Hilfiger label.
  2. I own a Tommy Hilfiger label-making device.
  3. I own a black panther.
  4. I don’t get out of bed for less then $10,000.
  5. I am a superstar in Germany, France, and Chicago.
  6. I spend half my time fighting crimes.
  7. I spend half my time committing crimes.
  8. I love sentences that start with “I”.
  9. I control Aquaman, he controls Cthulu, therefore I control Cthulu.
  10. I own the Black Panthers.
  11. I stopped a meteor from hitting Tennessee this morning, but no one said “Thank you”, so next time I won’t.
  12. I see you when you’re sleeping.
  13. I know when you’re awake.
  14. I know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
  15. I only pushed Jack, and Jill went tumbling on her own.
  16. I don’t think there will be another film as great as Gigli.
  17. I don’t get into bed for less than $22.50.
  18. I was the fifth and sixth Beatles due to split personalities.
  19. I made you look.
  20. I thought Titanic was just a movie.
  21. I am not really black, just very dirty.

xconstantxwanderlustx:

lazarus-james:

princeromanov:

the-prettiest-man:

flaminghomos:

roxyrichterlalonde:

suffspeare:

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SHITS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

ONES , TENS , HUNDREDS , THOUSANDS.

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M Y
G O D 

HOLY CHRIST YES

I thought that was cheese

omg i had so much fun with these. xD

I was always disappointed to find out it WASN’T cheese. 

My schools must’ve been cheap, because ours were wood. XD

Ours weren’t this colour. We had a different colour for each unit. The cube was one color, squares another… and so on.

I never believed the “thousands” cube was solid.

I think it’s actually a “488s” cube.

You’ve been lied to all these years.

(Source: thedominusg, via iwillknowmyvoice)

fatgeesus:

Current status - To the Beyond section I go!

This place’s name is very misleading. You can not go there and take a nap nor a bath. And when I tried to go beyond that, I was kicked out. 
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fatgeesus:

Current status - To the Beyond section I go!

This place’s name is very misleading. You can not go there and take a nap nor a bath. And when I tried to go beyond that, I was kicked out.