and they type “LOL” when I can clearly see
that they are not laughing out loud.
- I don’t wear anything that doesn’t have a Tommy Hilfiger label.
- I own a Tommy Hilfiger label-making device.
- I own a black panther.
- I don’t get out of bed for less then $10,000.
- I am a superstar in Germany, France, and Chicago.
- I spend half my time fighting crimes.
- I spend half my time committing crimes.
- I love sentences that start with “I”.
- I control Aquaman, he controls Cthulu, therefore I control Cthulu.
- I own the Black Panthers.
- I stopped a meteor from hitting Tennessee this morning, but no one said “Thank you”, so next time I won’t.
- I see you when you’re sleeping.
- I know when you’re awake.
- I know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
- I only pushed Jack, and Jill went tumbling on her own.
- I don’t think there will be another film as great as Gigli.
- I don’t get into bed for less than $22.50.
- I was the fifth and sixth Beatles due to split personalities.
- I made you look.
- I thought Titanic was just a movie.
- I am not really black, just very dirty.
REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SHITS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
ONES , TENS , HUNDREDS , THOUSANDS.
G O D
HOLY CHRIST YES
I thought that was cheese
omg i had so much fun with these. xD
I was always disappointed to find out it WASN’T cheese.
My schools must’ve been cheap, because ours were wood. XD
Ours weren’t this colour. We had a different colour for each unit. The cube was one color, squares another… and so on.
I never believed the “thousands” cube was solid.
I think it’s actually a “488s” cube.
You’ve been lied to all these years.